Welcome to a summary of my mild obsessions.
Pretending to Read: World Without End
Compulsively Watching: Grey's

porkskins:

madgirl-without-a-box:

porkskins:

has anyone actually had a neighbor thats asked to borrow sugar

no but one time my neighbor arrived with 56 packages of sugar saying there was a sale and he gave us 10 for free

your neighbor is the type of person we read about in math books

thedoctor-isnotonfire:

vondell-swain:

Cake Batter Fudge

Ingredients

1 cup yellow cake mix
1 cup confectioners’ sugar
1/2 stick (1/4 cup) butter, cut into small squares
1/4 cup milk
sprinkles

Instructions
Mix cake mix and icing sugar in microwave-safe bowl. Add butter and milk. Don’t stir.

Microwave for 2 minutes. Stir immediately until completely combined. Add sprinkles. Do not overmix as sprinkle colour may bleed.

Spread into greased pan. Refrigerate for at least one hour.

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reblogging for future referenceee

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#useful food bits

bemusedlybespectacled:

do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task

like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”

"damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"

"no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"

"stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore

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#hogwarts

thechristinastory:

That is the best reaction ever.

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inspired by (x) (x)

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#i don't even #sigh #bb wren

that awkward moment when you realize you never actually sent the person a text ten hours ago but now it’s midnight and probably one their time and it’s been ten hours and this is why i have like three friends

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#haley rambles after dark

kol-calamity:

ANONYMOUS PLAY TIME! (or not, up to you)

Send me one of these and I’ll answer.

  • HYE have you ever?
  • FMK fuck marry kill (with three names)
  • KHC kiss hug cuddle (with three names)
  • AMA ask me anything
  • HON hot or not? 
  • WWY well would you?
  • WYR would you rather? 
  • TOD truth or dare?
  • SMW ship me with? (send me ships)
  • TOT this or that?
  • WIS who I ship? (with myself, or with others — specify) 
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working retail

noknuckles:

me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.

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