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jungwildeandfree:

thisismedisappearing:

I stubbed my toe and naturally I screamed “mOTHERFUCKER” and then my dad poked his head out of the livingroom and said “you rang?”

hats off for the ultimate dad joke

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themarauderswrite:

But how about

  • a James Potter who doesn’t even notice Lily like that until their 5th year
  • a James Potter who has had girlfriends and disappointing relationships and heartbreaks before Lily
  • a James Potter who does not ask her out every second of every day (a guy who doesn’t take no for an answer is creepy, not romantic, guys. please don’t romanticize sexual harassment. also, if you think Lily would stand for that, you need to reread the books.)
  • a James Potter who does not truly fall in love at the age of 11 or 12 or 13 or 14 or 15 or 16 or even 17 because how many teenage boys do you know who do that (I’m not saying it never happens but it’s not exactly common either)
  • a James Potter who does not mope or fucking cry whenever Lily dates/expresses interest in other guys even though he really likes her (like really?)
  • a James Potter who does not pine over Lily for seven years until she starts to like him back
  • a James Potter who does not mature for Lily
  • a James Potter who matures because his parents are sick, because there’s a bloody war going on, because he is going to be fighting in that war, because maturing is just what people do when they grow up
  • a James Potter whose life does not revolve around Lily
  • a James Potter whose character is not entirely contingent on his feelings for Lily
  • A WELL-ROUNDED, WELL-ADJUSTED, NORMAL TEENAGE BOY JAMES POTTER PLEASE AND THANK YOU
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sarahmac2301:

bat-little-boy:

EMMA WATSON STANDS UP TO TURKISH PRIME MINISTER’S SEXISM

KEKE PALMER TO PLAY THE FIRST BLACK CINDERELLA ON BROADWAY

SONY ANNOUNCED THEY’RE GONNA DO A FEMALE SUPERHERO MOVIE FROM THE SPIDER-MAN UNIVERSE

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS

BECAUSE THIS IS LITERALLY THE FIRST IVE HEARD ABOUT IT

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sizvideos:

Video

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thisishangingrockcomics:

actual diary entry from when i was in 5th grade oh my god

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katnisseverddeen:

The Hunger Games + text posts

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shitshilarious:

This is why I love comedy

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maliathale:

#she’s so frustrated with the fact that she likes him so much 

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Call me an erratic

damaged and

insecure mess.

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