I don’t care of you are otherwise the most amazing person in the universe, if you eat loudly we can’t be friends.

I don’t. I don’t want anybody else to touch you. I’m silly. I get furious if they touch you.
—Ernest Hemingway, from ‘A Farewell to Arms’ (via sleepprincess)

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Thu, Apr 24 @ 6:41 AM

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Thu, Apr 24 @ 5:56 AM

believeinprongs:

Can you imagine Harry going to kindergarten and James having to go to the parent-teacher meeting on his own because Lily had to work?

James walks in and he’s surrounded by middle-aged men, some with receding hairlines, some completely bald, some with pot bellies and others with beards and shirts tucked into their slacks.

And then there’s James in jeans and converse shoes with a band t-shirt and leather jacket with a full head of black messy hair because he’s 25 damn it and he doesn’t need to start wearing slacks and button down shirts yet.

And everyone silently thinks that he must be a lazy or uncaring father but then Harry walks in like, “Hi Dad!!!” and runs to hug his father and James has THE BIGGEST SMILE on his face and he picks Harry up and hugs him and later Harry’s talking to his classmates and they’re like “Wow Harry your dad’s so cool.” And Harry just thinks, “Wait till I tell then he can turn into a stag.”

Sorry, I think about these things.

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Thu, Apr 24 @ 5:12 AM

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Thu, Apr 24 @ 4:27 AM

overland-and-sea:

look at all those majestic sea pancakes

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Thu, Apr 24 @ 3:43 AM

stickysheep:

soapbutts:

loreface:

runningoffthereeses:

well, thats enough internet for today

good. yes.

OH. Plant monster dingus.

Hi I want a million of these pillows and I want to send them out to my family.

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Thu, Apr 24 @ 2:58 AM

nosecretstoreveal:

it’s amazing how for 13 years of my life I was able to wake up at 6am 5 days a week and now I can’t even manage waking up for a 1pm class twice a week

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Thu, Apr 24 @ 2:13 AM

lustyloveylady:

gingerhaze:

HUNGER GAMES COMICS

PART 2

What the books are actually like

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Thu, Apr 24 @ 1:29 AM

what-the-hells-going-on:

ho-ho-holy-shit-its-christmas:

what-the-hells-going-on:

what-the-hells-going-on:

what-the-hells-going-on:

what-the-hells-going-on:

what-the-hells-going-on:

I JUST DROPPED MY STRAIGHTENER IN THE SINK HELP WHAT DO I DO

I PULLED IT OUT BUT NOW ITS MAKING DEMON NOISES

IM AFRAID TO UNPLUG IT WHAT IF IT SHOCKS ME

IM GONNA UNPLUG IT HERE GOES

I UNPLUGGED IT BUT ITS STILL MAKING DEMON SOUNDS

your url makes a disturbing amount of sense right now.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS I ALMOST DIED

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Thu, Apr 24 @ 12:44 AM